Not me. Not me, I swear.NOTE: This link will take you to the main USA Show Us Your Character page. You have to scroll down to Human Chameleon under Finalists and click on it to see the video ( Read more... )

Credit to Sketch for pointing out the existence of this book to me.

Just for the record, it's a real book (Amazon sells it, at least)


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In the wee hours of this morning, I dreamt that I threw up. I dreamt that my throat was totally raw. I dreamt that the world smelled like vomit.

At 1 pm this afternoon, I awoke to find all my dreams had come true.

(IMPORTANT NOTE: I had had nothing alcoholic to drink, nor had I consumed any noxious/spoiled/illegal substance. Back to story.) ( Read more... )

Eddie Murphy and Michael Jackson doing a music video

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